L'immortel: Spilled blood never dries!

Friday, May 30, 2008

Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: What are you doing?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour!
Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure! What are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture, and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself - what other problem can be greater than this one?
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden!
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet!
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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A newly married man asked his wife 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.
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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.


WITH THESE, I SHALL WISH EVERYONE A GREAT WEEKEND!!

My Woof Day Present

PAW everyone! I'm back! *Paw Paw*

I know it's quite long post (but please read on, please...) coz I have not been or rather no chance to be on the keyboard for sometime as my mummy hogged the whole station to herself! *Growl* And I was quite moody recently partly due to the steeewpid hot and humid weather, but I managed to con mummy to on the aircon for me everytime I show her my discomfort walking up and down and not able to rest on the couch, even with my personal fan infront, blowing at me. So once she got the signal and blast the lovely cool air (thanks to the human who invented this amazing thing!), I was down on my couch and slept instantly on the "BANG" position! Quick or what! Woof! Tricks we performed ALWAYS work and the humans are FOREVER so dumb to fall for it.. WOOF!

I was also moody due to the fact that I have been waiting for mummy to tell me how she is going to celebrate my 3rd Woof day! *Growl* And I have not been hearing anything from her UNTIL yesterday. She told me she has the PUURRRFECT present for me. I was so elated I set myself before her, while she patted my little head, foreseeing a big party in plan, waiting eagerly for her to tell me the surprise and Guess what she said?!
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FULL GROOMING FOR YOU GBOY!
(Ah? Doh? Huh? Eh? Tsk!!)

What's more?! It's on my actual Woof day which is THIS SUNDAY! How many of us you can count that like Grooming as present you tell me.. I already hated basic Groom. Now FULL Groom somemore. It's absolute torture! *GRRROOOOWL*

She gave a very good excuse by convincing me there's no other present better than giving me a good spruce up and make me smell fantastic! I already smelled good without bath man.. Why she still need me to smell good or better or best?

Oh well.. anyway there's no way I could win this, firstly coz I dun have the guts/balls to run away from home and secondly it gives me the chance to get out and socialise with more humans and canines, why not rite? And so I accepted this so called "ideal" present pawsitively. But wait! She continued, which further brightened my already glowing eyes by telling me that I might get to meet Baobei and Lele (they are my buddies possessed by Mr Alloysius) after my ordeal grooming. That makes me happier! Dunno whether she is lying but I'm a very easily contented self.. so I give her the benefit of doubt... WOOF!

OK I shall wait for SUNDAY to come where I get to see lots and lotsa silly humans again, in a crowded place like VivoCity! Wooooof! Wanna see me? Come to VivoCity! I could show you my endearing face, and if by popular demand, I could even perform the Taiwanese/Japanese favourite kawaii 五连拍! Errrr I'm lying! Woof! coz I wun stoop to doing something so gross and childish! I'm a big boy now!

Ehhhh ermmm ahhhh... Actually my main purpose of this post, after woofing so much, is to tell you that my Woof day is coming.. didn't you notice the 2 bold and caps "Sundays" above? So you know what to SAY huh??????

Thank you! Woof! Woof!

P/s: Your Woof wish will make me a happier boy ;)

Thursday, May 29, 2008

PRICELESS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.

So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. 'Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!'

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

He asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'

His son says, 'Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door'.

Confused, the man asks, 'So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!'

His son replies, 'Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,

'LADY! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!'



Moral!!!
Self-induced hangover - $400.00
Broken crockery - $800.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - 'PRICELESS'
There are truly some things that both money and MasterCard can't buy!

America's Next Top Model Cycle 9

Oooooo ANTM Cycle 9 debuts tonight (every Thursday) at 10pm on Channel 5! I have and will never missed any of the cycles.. I'm that crazy over ANTM.. Tyra Banks Rocks! Haha...



Eh dun be a spoiler OK! Thanks!

Perspective of human and dog

This is from a Japanese movie called "All About My Dog - Marimo"
(Read the subtitles)



I teared watching.. EMO when the dog shows her appreciation to the owner.

From the subtitles, you can see it shows the perspective of human and dog - Dogs are forever positive and grateful!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Vicks Vapor Rub on Feet STOPS Cough!

I received an email which claim the following:

"How to stop cough in 5 minutes!!! This is a must try... We have all been kept awake by our own or someone else's cough. Try this and pass it on. The tip and not the cough. ANYTHING is better than antibiotics. Even babies could benefit from this and the parents wouldn't worry about the safety of their child. And of course, it is harmless and free from any type of side-effects. WOW! I was raised, and raised my kids with Vicks. How come I never knew this? I can't wait for my next cough. Amazing!"

Treatment:
To stop night time coughing in a child (or an adult, as we found out personally), put Vicks Vapor Rub generously on the bottom of the feet at bedtime and then cover with socks.

" Even persistent, heavy, deep coughing will stop in about five minutes and stay stopped for many, many hours of relief. This works 100 percent of the time, and is more effective in children than even very strong prescription cough medicines. In addition it is extremely soothing and comforting and they will sleep soundly."

If you are still not convinced or rather want to know more, read the following (there are good and bad reviews):

SNOPES.com
Mothersclick.com
Drugstore.com (Read the customers' review)

Do you believe? No harm trying since the method used is absolutely harmless to the body? Will you try it? What do you think?

Beautiful HK..

Have you seen this before? If not, then it will be interesting to you..

Click that link and you will see a general HK view.
Just use your mouse, move up and down and you will see the day/night time view of the beautiful Hong Kong.

http://61226.com/share/hk.swf

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Work with wrong boss and your life is HELL!

Scenario:

Boss passed a medical receipt and claim receipt from ABC Insurance Company, to his PA, to claim the necessary from XYZ Insurance Company (their Company's insurer). It can be claimed from both sides FYI.

PA: Boss, you need to CTC (certified true copy) this medical receipt before I can procced to do the claim.

Boss: You kidding me!

PA: No, you need to. Your wife did this before, remember? As long as you claim from ABC first, you have to CTC the medical receipt with the original claim receipt from ABC before we can claim from XYZ.

Boss: Oh ok, then you better make a fresh copy of the medical receipt so I can get ABC Insurance to do it.

PA (proceed to make a copy and showed him the previous evidence of CTC): See, this is the recent claim you made. ABC need to stamp and sign CTC before HR can process to claim from XYZ.

Boss: Damn..

PA: It's HR's requirement.

Boss: Are you sure?! (FYI he loves to use this phrase).. It's HR's or XYZ's requirement?

PA (in her heart: What the......): Errr yes boss, if it's XYZ Insurance Company's requirement, it's also HR's requirement. If not, they cannot process your claim.

Boss (knew he will be greeted with some good nagging at home later. *FYI his wife is a BIATCH!*): Sigh.... Ok Ok, pass me back the receipt then.

The PA can foresee once her boss returns home to explain to his wife about this later, she will definitely come out with lousy excuses like "Your PA should have reminded you to remind me rite!". "Now then inform means it will delay the process of the claim coz I have to go and get it CTC and then pass it back to you again!" It will eventually turn out to be everyone else's fault except hers... Always!

Trust the PA... something along this line will surely come out from the biatch's vicious mouth!

Trust ME! Yes ME ME ME!
I'm like WTF! Is there a difference whether it's XYZ's or HR's requirement? Be it the former or latter, they still have to get the bloody receipt CTC rrrrrite?! It's probably not his fault I know.. (OK I give him credit for that) coz it's a mistake made by his wife aka the biatch and he is jus trying to escape as much nagging as possible by hoping that if it's HR's requirement, he could somehow get his way thru to getting it claimed without CTC. Wait Long Long!

I had enough of the biatch already! I'm so glad I dun have to deal with her anymore! Poor boss thou (caught in between like sandwich)..... I'm not angry coz of that conversation or him. I'm more pissed at the fact that it's torturous to work with a henpecked boss who gets manipulated by The Dowager at home, and ultimately I will be the one suffering...

*A little background about the biatch. She always claimed she is damn meticulous, detailed, careful, smart.. watever you can think of... and now see what happens.. Meticulous? Detailed? Careful? Smart? My ASS! She is one of the worst biatches I have ever come across! Sarcastic, crude, rude.. name it she has it!

PA is not an easy job if you are with the wrong boss... My opinion: Never work with the following type of bosses:

THE HENPECKED!

THE MISER!

THE SCREAMER!

THE MANIPULATOR!

THE PROCRASTINATOR!

THE PARANOID!

THE IDIOT!

THE ECCENTRIC! and so many more..

Pardon me.. I just wanna rant! *ROAR*

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Pandas survived from Earthquake

I received this from email. News and pictures of pandas that survived the earthquake (it's the pictures of the lovely pandas that made me post this)


More in CNN
Also in Daily Green











Awwww, aren't they just adorable!

*Pictures from http://www.mpdaogou.com/

Monday, May 26, 2008

World Book Fair! (30 May - 8 Jun 08)

For the book worms.. hehe..
(Click for larger view)

Rehome - German Hunting Terrier Crossed

REHOME FOR HAZEL, THE GERMAN HUNTING TERRIER CROSSED

Name: Hazel (Female, sterilized)

Breed: German Hunting Terrier Crossed

Age: 4 years old

She is human friendly especially towards kids and the elderly folks

Toilet and paper trained

Basic tricks

Loves to play ball

Good watch dog

She loves to go for her walk

Owner's mum is allergic to dog and now her dog is staying in her office. Anyone keen in adopting her, please give the owner (Audrey) a call at 81579080.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Word Colour Test

Some of you might have already tried it before, but for those who have not done this, you should try. It's interesting how your brain works and if you are struggling with it, just laugh it off.. haha.. have fun..


In this test DO NOT READ the words, say aloud the COLOR of each word.

YELLOW BLUE ORANGE
BLACK RED GREEN
PURPLE YELLOW RED
ORANGE GREEN BLACK
BLUE RED PURPLE
GREEN BLUE ORANGE

(Getting it right by saying in ya heart or mumble is wrong! it does not work that way, you have to say out LOUD. Don't be a loser! :P)

This is a type of psycholinguistic test that poses some difficulty because the portion of the brain that handles language has the conflicting tasks of verbalizing the color of the written words while ignoring the meaning of words representing colors.

Great Singapore Sale 2008

Great Singapore Sale starts now! Singaporeans all should know huh..

23 May - 20 July 2008


Event highlights HERE
Where to shop HERE
What to buy HERE
Coupons and Ads HERE
Tourist Specials HERE

*Information more for the benefit of our friendly neighbour, if you are still not awared, that is... :)

Made of Honor

Finally get to meet my tall babe, Grace, yesterday after sooo long ! Yeah she is tall coz she stands freaking 1.78cm and I'm only 1.7cm.. Sob Sob.. She must be damn guilty about not meeting me for damn long that she offered to buy me movies.. hahaha.. am I right, Grace?


But I also never take her for granted leh.. I bought her lunch at Hip Diner @ Cineleisure. The burger I had was so huge that I finally gave up eating with hands after creating a mess and used fork and knife instead.. errr yeah I know it's stupid or weird to eat burger with cutleries.... but it's really freaking huge and tall.. I should have taken a picture of it... Damn!

And of course we caught MADE OF HONOR at Cineleisure itself. Personally I thought it was not too bad lar.. mayb coz I did not go with an expectation. I think it's OK to be a spoiler now rite since this movie had been showing for quite sometime already.. hahaha.. It's a happy ending (Hannah and Tom finally end up as a couple after freaking 10 years)! I thought it was a bit unrealistic.. Hmmm.. looked like a sequel to "My Best Friend's Wedding" thou not literally... and you know usually sequel is not as good....... OOPS! and did I just revealed something important? hehe..



I told Baby he should watch coz his hometown was featured.. LOL.. The Scottish are damn cool can.. wear skirts and still so man!! Strong or what!

Baby let me see u in skirt, throw heavy weights, carry long tree trunk and throw far far please! Show me you're the MAN!! Errr but you are saved from playing the bagpipe music. The "noise" hurts my ears! haha..

After that, I went to Baby's new place to kaypo and helped him unpacked some of his stuff. Hmmm.. I think I'm getting a lil bit more comfortable on the thought of staying with his family. Still keeping fingers crossed thou.. shall not pin too high hope in case I fall badly.. hur hur...

I did not have time to watch another movie, which I tot I could. Mayb next week!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

"10 Promises Between Me and My Dog"

AAAAAAHHHHH! *soft spot for dogs lar.. tat's y the strong reaction :P

This movie is called 「犬と私の10の約束」 translated to English as "10 Promises Between Me and My Dog". It was already released in Japan in Mar 08.

The Trailer

(No subtitles really sucks)

SOOO SWEET rite!! I'm falling in love with this trailer.. and it looks like another sad ending movie..

The movie is a story between a dog and it's owner and the ten promises they make together, which are as follows.

1. Give me time to understand what you want of me. (私と気長につきあってください。)


2. Place your trust in me. It’s crucial to my well-being. (私を信じてください。それだけで私は幸せです。)


3. Be aware that however you treat me I’ll never forget it. (私にも心があることを忘れないでください。)


4. Before you scold me for being lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. (言うことを聞かないときは、理由があります。)


5. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I do understand your voice when it’s speaking to me. (私にたくさん話しかけてください。人の言葉は話せないけど、わかっています。)


6. Remember before you hit me, I have teeth that could hurt you, but that I choose not to bite you. (私をたたかないで。本気になったら私のほうが強いことを忘れないでください。)


7. Take care of me when I get old. (私が年を取っても、仲良くしてください。)


8. You have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I have only you. (あなたには学校もあるし友達もいます。でも、私にはあなたしかいません。)


9. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful for me. (私は10年くらいしか生きられません。だから、できるだけ私と一緒にいてください。)


10. Go with me on difficult journeys. Everything is easier for me if you are there. Remember I love you... (私が死ぬとき、お願いです。そばにいてください。そして、どうか覚えていてください。私がずっとあなたを愛していたことを。)



Is this movie coming to Singapore? I google to try and find the answer but to no avail. I want to watch!!! Is Singapore going to bring in this movie?! Please bring in! I want to watch!!!!

Rehome - Corgi - ADOPTED! CASE CLOSED!

Updated 2 Jun 08
HURRAY! ANGEL HAS BEEN REHOMED! WILL UPDATE MORE IF I RECEIVE ANY UPDATES FROM BEAR BEAR (the source).

REHOME CASE CLOSED!
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I saw this on Bear Bear the Fearsome Rottie and I offered to help spread the word.

REHOME FOR ANGEL, THE CORGI

Breed: Corgi (Female)
Name: Angel
Age: 8 months old

Responsible and assertive owner is a must.

Angel's background:
In a pet farm, she developed an infection on her right hind leg and it practically rotted away. Now she only has 3 legs... BUT PA DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE until Adeline her fosterer pointed it out!

She has a great temper and very sweet disposition. Her new owner must be very firm with her and especially with her weight. She moves about very well and freely.

Please email her fosterer (Adeline) at furbykoh@yahoo.com or call 6452 6107 for an appointment and viewing if you wish.

Her fosterer will have the final word who gets to adopt her.

Friday, May 23, 2008

LOVE Boutique "Motel"

The LOVE Boutique Motel is in Taiwan (No.83, Sec.3, Hui-Chung Rd., 408 Taichung, Taiwan)

Maybe if you couples are going to Taiwan and want some romantic moments can try this HOTEL (I prefer to call it Hotel coz "Motel" jus sounded too sleazy... Geez..)

They have themes for their rooms.. have a feast of your eyes :)

BEWARE: A load of pictures! (Click for clearer view)


Exterior of Motel


Aegean Sea Villa








Bali Spa Villa





Baroque









Shanghai









New Yoker



Paris



You can also visit their website for more information


*I love providing information.. hehe..

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Attention "Popular" fans and Food Lovers!


This is more applicable for students and parents :)
(Click for clearer view)


For the gluttons foodies :P
(Click for clearer view)

reminiscences