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Monday, December 21, 2009

Memo: Company Christmas Party

Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 1, 2008
RE: Gala Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House.

There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus!

A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees!

Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!

Merry Christmas to you and your family,



Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 2, 2008
RE: Gala Holiday Party

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.

However, from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung.

We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.

Happy now?

Happy Holidays to you and your family,



Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 3, 2008
RE: Holiday Party

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name..

I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposedto handle this?


And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed sincethe union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.




Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
DATE: October 4, 2008
RE: Generic Holiday Party

What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhapsthe Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?

Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.

Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.

Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.

To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.

We will have booster seats for short people.

Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.

I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first.

There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but therestaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!

Did I miss anything?!?!?



Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F*%^ing Employees
DATE: October 5, 2008
RE: The F*%^ing Holiday Party

I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!

The rest of you f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss. I hope you all have a rotten holiday!

Drive drunk and die,

The B*tch from H*ll!!!


Company Memo

FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: October 6, 2008
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her recent nervous breakdown and I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the asylum.

In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.

Happy Whatever!



Monday, December 14, 2009

Couples Retreat

Both Baby and I knew it was not going to be some intelligent or witty movie but we were in the mood for some stupid laughs. Storyline was quite silly. Some jokes were rather funny but most were the dumbass kind. The main thing that really kept my interest was the beautiful resort location.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Singapore Tattoo Show 2010

Date: 8 - 10 Jan 10
Time: 12noon - 10pm (8 & 9 Jan) / 12noon - 8pm (10 Jan)
Venue: Singapore Expo Hall 6B
Admission By Tickets: $22 (single day) / $60 (3 days)

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Proudly presented by Tattoos.Com.Sg Pte Ltd, Singapore Tat2 Show 2010 is returning after the amazing sucess of the 1st Singapore Tattoo Show 2009. Witness over 250 tattoo artists live in action inking away. The 2nd show promises to be bigger and better. One and only tatto show in Asia you will not miss!


Thursday, December 03, 2009

L'Oreal & Meiji Warehouse SALE

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Date: 4 - 6 Dec 09
Time: 10am - 8pm
Venue: Singapore Expo Foyer 2 Level 2

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Discounts up to 80%! Receive a Limited Edition L'Oreal Gift Wrapper with minimum $20 purchase (while stocks last!)

Organizer: L'Oreal Singapore Pte Ltd

Date: 4 & 5 Dec 09
Time: 10am - 5pm
Venue: Meiji Seika Warehouse @ 36 Quality Road S618806 (Tel : 6265 2411)

Take MRT to Boon Lay, transfer bus service 246 from Boon Lay interchange and alight at 4th bustop.

More details HERE

Monday, November 30, 2009

Beyond A Reasonable Doubt, Gomorrah & Zombieland

Caught the following movies recently.

Initially I thought the ending was quite abrupt but it was actually not the end yet. A nice and unexpected twist, which took me a while to digest.. haha.. Reviews were not great but I personally quite like the story.

What you wish to know about mafias, gangsterism, corruption and exploitation can be found in this movie. Some might find it boring as I saw quite a handful of people left the theatre not even halfway thru the 2hrs 15mins show. I thought the opening was very cool. This movie is strictly business and merciless, which reminded me of the movie "Godfather".

Releasing: 3 Dec 09

Did not regret going for this preview screening yesterday. I would name this a horrifying comedy. Super gory (lotsa flesh tearing scenes and blood sheds) with occasional startles when the zombies suddenly appeared! Bill Murray part was funny coz he's already a comedian! I love the script with all the funny rules to survive the zombies and interesting ways to kill them. Must watch if you want to be tickled and scared at the same time.. hehe...

Georgi howl / cry?

Few days back in the middle of the night, Georgi howled (btw Georgi never howled and this was the 1st time)! I dunno if it's a howl or cry but his "screams", which was more effective than my alarm clock, startled me! He was dreaming for sure but I really wonder what he was dreaming about. When I patted and looked at him, he was awake and seem normal.

Anybody has the same experience?

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Penguin Books Warehouse Sale & BookFest

Date: 3 - 6 Dec 09
Time: 10am - 930pm
Venue: Singapore Expo Hall 6B
Admission: Public - Free Admission

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The much awaited book sale is finally here! Pick from a wide selection of children’s, assessment, fiction, business, reference, lifestyle and self-help titles… and more! Good books at excellent value - don’t miss it!

Organizer: Pearson Education South Asia Pte Ltd

Date: 11 - 20 December 2009
Time: 10am - 10pm
Venue: Suntec Convention Centre EH 401-404 (Level 4)

BookFest@Singapore is back! Singapore’s largest and most successful book fair returns for the fourth year running, after enjoying a turnout of more than half a million visitors again last year.

This challenging year in particular has thrust the importance of education and lifelong learning into the spotlight, even more so than before. BookFest@Singapore was started in 2006 with the very objective of promoting a vibrant environment of reading and learning for all ages, as highlighted in its apt theme “Read to Learn”.

Organised by Popular Holdings Limited, this mega book festival event celebrates a richly diverse assortment of opportunities for learning and edutainment, with the entire 120,000 sq ft of Suntec Singapore’s Hall 4 being converted into a larger-than-life bookstore that shoppers can immerse themselves in.

For more information, click HERE

Friday, November 20, 2009

Case 39

Caught the free screening of CASE 39 yesterday.

Releasing: 26 Nov 09

More a suspense thriller than horror for me. Very very predictable and I already knew who was the mastermind, thou they tried very hard not to portray that in the beginning. The child actress, Jodelle Ferland was really good in her role. Her creepy and evil disposition somehow or rather reminded me of Esther from ORPHAN and Joshua from JOSHUA. Hollywood child actors are really quite good in evil roles..

Thou overall not too bad a movie with OK storyline, it's not exactly worth paying S$10 unless you are a sucker for such genre.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Sephora SALE!

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Why do you get a dog...

when you know you are going to abandon them in the future?! I saw some emails on dogs rehoming and got really pissed and sick of the reasons that these people come out with.

I'm pregnant now / I have a kid now
If you know you will want or plan to have kids and dogs are not tolerated in such situation, think before you get one and not use a dog as a substitute to fill that emptiness before you have your own bundle of joy. Are dogs just toys? If you can't even commit to a dog, what more a human being? I suggest such people not to give birth at all!

I'm allergic to dog/dog's fur
If you bloody hell know you got such allergy, make sure and check/research first before getting a dog. There's no such thing as try get one first then realise cannot and abandon. So simple for you but not the dog, who has already developed a love for his owner.

I cannot handle the dog anymore
It's all about training and discipline. Can you tell ya kids or parents that you cannot handle them anymore and would like to throw them away too?

I'm migrating
I'm sure it's another excuse or chance to get rid of the dog... You will have a "great future" now in some part of the world and your dog becomes a burden? What's the point of planning ahead for your own future when you can't even plan/think the same for your dog, who is supposed to be part of your family and life?

Due to personal reasons
That's running out of excuses and pure BULLSHIT!

Why can't these morons wake up their idea and realise that dogs are not just something they can throw away as and when they like. It's so simple for us to come out with all sort of reasons/excuses to abandon them but to a dog, we are everything to them once they are in our life. Although some people will say they are responsible enough to find and put them in a better home.. Yes it's definitely better than just throw the dogs aside or to spca but do you know dogs do develop love and feelings for his owner/current family and it's whole-hearted? Have you ever thought how your dog will feel when you do this to them? And imagine they have to adjust to a new home all over again with the fear of being abandon one or maybe many more times coz of your stupid mistake? Don't ever disregard their feelings and simply think "They are just dogs".

If you are not committed, please dun ever get a dog or any kind of pets. I hope you idiots (whoever you are) will suffer retributions in your life!

Monday, November 16, 2009


Caught HUMPDAY last weekend.

I would call this a bromantic comedy. One of those stupid moments and the things you dare at a drunken state. This interesting and nicely executed movie gave me a mixture of feelings. It was outrageous, funny, awkward, witty, thought-provoking, just to name a few.. I can only say if you are not gay, dun ever try to be one, not even in the name of art!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Crazy Warehouse & MPH Books Sale


Date: 19 - 21 Nov 09
Time: 10am - 10pm

Venue: Suntec Convention Hall




PRICES START FROM AS LOW AS $3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 20 - 22 Nov 09
Time: 9am - 9pm
Venue: Singapore Expo Hall 6B

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MPH Warehouse Sales:International Bestsellers, Self-help Books, Non-Fiction, Travel Guides, Childrens' Books..etc.

Organizer: MPH Distributors (S) Pte Ltd
Contact Details: Tel: +65 6450 6068 Fax: +65 6457 0314
Email : sales@mph.com.sg
Website : http://www.mph.com.sg/

Wednesday, November 11, 2009


Went for the Gala Premiere of 2012 yesterday at Shaw Lido.

Releasing: 12 Nov 09

One serious helluva roller coaster ride for me! The only thing I wanna rave about was the powerful and eye-popping special effects! You have to give it to Hollywood. They are damn good at such things! Simply destructive! There were also humorous moments such as the Bentley scene - most of us were so engrossed in the panic situation that the joke came out really unexpectedly, and everyone literally burst out in unison.. it's classic! haha..

IMO not a very strong script and abit unrealistic on the numerous escapes and brushes with death but the 2.5hrs movie was overall engaging and I was thoroughly entertained. But I'm still very skeptical about this prediction.

Monday, November 09, 2009

Paranormal Activity

Caught the sneaks of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY during the weekends.

Releasing: 12 Nov 09

Like me, many of you may be bored at the beginning for about 1/2 an hour but dun be fooled coz the tension slowly builds up as the movie goes along. For a low budget and simple movie, the suspense level was quite high. Trust me, you will always keep your focus on the time ticking away and at the same time expect something to happen everytime. I went to watch this movie with no expectations and the turn out was a good surprise. They definitely did a nice job by delivering substantial creeps. It's not very horrifying but the scares were genuine enough and I have to say not many people will appreciate this film. IMO, anytime better than SAW or Halloween...

Btw they claimed "Nightmares are guaranteed". However I slept peacefully and soundly throughout that night.. hehe

P/S: A lot of people misunderstood and tot this was from a real event. Yes it looks like one but is totally fictitious! Enjoy!

Thursday, November 05, 2009

He is irreplaceable....

There's never a day that I do not think of my lil rascal at home... When I have to deal with morons and retards and work gets real shitty, just the thought of him and his smiley face makes me happy...

Besides his current nicknames like "Ah Bui", "Fatty", "Fei Zai" & "Cloud", he has a new one called longan coz his eyes look like longan seeds... He is not only a joy to me but the entire family.

He was, is and will still be my little baby :) Cant wait to go home soon...

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Mona Lisa Portrait using....

COFFEE CUPS! Cool or what....

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Facebook Manners

This is so interesting... I love the way they applied the black and white era concept..

Robinson Expo SALE!

Date: 5 - 15 Nov 09
Time: 1030am - 10pm
Venue: Singapore Expo Hall 5
Admission: Public - Free Admission

Organizer: Robinson & Co (Singapore) Pte Ltd
Tel: +65 6733 0888

Sunday, November 01, 2009

SITEX 2009

Date: 26 - 29 Nov 09
Time: 11am - 9pm
Venue: Singapore Expo Hall 5 & 6
Admission: Public - Free Admission

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SITEX 2009 – Your Digital Playground is Back!

Massive festive shopping for the latest gadgets and infocomm products begins here at SITEX - Singapore's longest running consumer IT exhibition since 1988!

It's the infocomm event of the year where consumers come face-to-face with innovative technologies in computer hardware and software, digital products, wireless applications and solutions from world renowned brands.

There is something for everybody – MP3/4/5, Digital Music Technology, Digital Art Technology, Automobile Electronics, Sports Electronics, IT/New Media Education, Smart Home, Animation, Camera and Camcorder, Computer and Hardware, Gaming, Home Entertainment, Mobile Communications.

This year’s highlights
• “All I Want for X’mas” Lucky Draw
• Ladies Go Tech
• Accessories & Peripherals
• Travel Tech
• Paper Recycling-on-Go
• eWaste Recycling
• Ca$h Converters

For details, log on to http://www.sitex.com.sg/.

Organizer: Singexhibitions
Tel: +65 6403 2105 Fax: +65 6822 2614
Website : http://www.sitex.com.sg/

Saturday, October 31, 2009

超級白 or CCB?

This is really one of the lousiest songs I have ever heard (no meaning and stupid to the max).

I really can't help but think it's PUN INTENDED!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Borders offers!

Celebrating their 12th year Anniversary.
Check out more HERE

Ms Ris-tarded Low - Updated! (GOONZ!)


She claimed she was the ambassador for "Speak Good English Movement" but it was strongly denied by the organisers. Just how many times must she lie? The very basic rule is to think before you speak.

I think she is more like an ambassador for "Spit Goon Engrish Movement"!
I really tot I could stop harping on her issue but she is really making herself a laughing stock and since she loves to ridicule herself so much, let me help her further!

She is now not only BOOMZ, She is SHINGZ!

Really one kind of a JINXZ!

More of her past BOOMZness here

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Michael Jackson's This Is It

Caught the preview screening of MJ'S THIS IS IT yesterday.

Opens worldwide today for 2 weeks only

Firstly please note that this is NOT an insight to MJ's life but a rehearsal documentary. You will love it and a must watch, ESPECIALLY if you are a MJ fan. I'm not exactly one, but I enjoyed some of his older songs and watched it since it's a company free screening. They featured a good number of his famous songs and behind-the-scenes moments, with heartfelt comments from the crew, interesting conversation and humour.

I have to say I really admire his dances and dancers (he picked and chose every single one of them from a big dance audition). Every beat from his musicians to every movement from him and his dancers was in such great coordination and synchronization. MJ was really a perfectionist and he was so driven and still full of energy then!

His concert could have been a real spectacle, if he did not make that mistake....

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Surrogates, Sorority Row, (500) Days of Summer, The Blue Mansion & The Hurt Locker

Updates on my movies catch up.

I was full of anticipation when I first saw the poster of this movie. It was intriguing and seemed like an interesting show to watch. Thou the Sci-fi appeal was not bad and it was visually quite entertaining, I felt that the plot was rather weak and did not quite deliver the message powerfully. Forgettable.

Father's movie on top, daughter's movie below.. what a coincidence!

Ok I totally regretted watching this. It's jus another rendition of "I know what you did last summer". And funny how these killers always seemed to have unlimited supply of the same weapon. You would see one stuck onto a victim's body and next moment he would have another one ready to use on another victim. *Rolleyes* This slasher shit is getting more and more boring. A waste of my time.


Quite refreshing to see a different kind of romcom. A quirky, witty and honest movie I would say. I love how the story winds backward and forward in time. The expectation and reality split screen scene was really cool too. Well.. at least the conclusion/ending was not cliche. Nice.

Releasing: 22 oct 09

One of the better local films I have watched. Wacky and dramatic with interesting plot and a nice set of cast. Having a control freak for a father, it's no wonder the children had pent up frustrations. FYI the conversations were crucial in understanding the story. Surprisingly the "F" bombs were quite liberally used and the full frontal nudity was a bold and nice change for our local movie industry. Thumbs up!


Super intense, edgy and explosive movie! It was so well made and well-acted that it literally looked like a documentary! Real or what! Bombs disarming is indeed the toughest and most dangerous job in the world. There were some nail-biting moments and many a time got me on the edge of my seat, wondering whether the bombs would explode. It's truly one hardcore and heart-thumping battlefield thriller. FANTASTIC!

Beagle Puppy Attacks Rottweiler

... in a mischievous way.. sooo cute.. at one point you will even see the puppy milking the Rott... lol

This Rott's temperament is power! Not many adult dogs can tolerate puppies like this.. Love him..

Hope this will ease some of your early week's blues..

Friday, October 16, 2009

Why Wedding Ring is worn on 4th Finger

I dunno how true it is but nonethelss very cool analysis below.

Try it.. amazingly it really works...

Last but not least.. TGIF everyone! I guess some of you will be having long weekend like me due to Deepavali tomorrow and office close on Mon.. Happy long weekend!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Oh My God!

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Bali (3 - 6 Aug 09): The Kayana

This is a super out-dated post. Had a short getaway with Baby for my birthday celerbation. We stayed at The Kayana Villa at Seminyak, Bali for 4D3N.

Villa Entrance

The staff there are very friendly with personal touch. They never say no and will assist as much as possible.

Villa Reception

Villa Lounge/Cafe

Public Swimming Pool at the Cafe

Loung Area

Our afternoon drink and snack. We are entitled to this everyday.

We had lunch at the cafe while waiting to check in to our room.

Walking to our room

Our Private Villa


Our Pool Villa

Walkway to our room and outdoor dining area

Deck and pool view

Night View

Glass door to the back of the house (Where the service staff come in)

Our bedroom

Ipod dock and Bose speakers

Bathtub and wash area

The big shower head and it also comes with a detachable one. Love it.

They even provide body loofah mitt with their in-house soap, shower gel and moisturiser

I love the double basin so we dun have to fight for it... hehe...

Mineral salt for use in bathtub

Bath oil, gel and moisturiser

Bath towels also well presented

On day 1, we went to Kuta Beach and Legian area. Villa provide free shuttle service - very thoughtful.

Huu Bar

We had our 1st dinner there. Baby's friend owns this place and tot we could say hi to him but he was not there tat night.

Did not upload the food pictures coz all turned out too dark but they serve great tasting food. I had some beef stew thingy and the beef was very very tender.

Day 2

Breakfast was in villa. We get to choose from different breakfast types. Something tat shocked both of us was the staff actually could tell what we each wanted to eat. No name was indicated when we selected the items the night before. We jus picked what we wanted eg. I chose scramble eggs, yoghurt and coffee and Baby chose omelette, orange juice and tea. From the above picture, you can see it was layed out exactly what we have individually chosen - no mistake at all. It's totally coincidental but super duper amazing!

Anyway this only happened once. The rest of our breakfast were not in accordance.. haha

Scramble eggs were nicely done. Not too dry

This was where we had lunch - a Traditional looking Jap Restaurant at Legian area

Presentation not great but the sushi were very fresh!

Juicy corns on cob

Ayur Spa

Our package came with a complimentary massage for a couple but Baby does not like massages so they were flexible enough to let me have 2 massages. I had the first one on 2nd day.

The resting area after your massage

After the relaxing massage, we had seafood dinner at Sharkey's at Jimbaran area.

They used to be situated with all the seafood outlets along Jimbaran beach. Now they have their own cozy corner. Nice!

Overlooking the sea. Some kids were putting up fireworks at the beach and we had a clear view of the nice fireworks!

This ice lemon tea was fantastically nice! I had 2 servings.

Our seafood spread. 2 big lobsters, 10pcs medium prawns and a garoupa with free sambal kangkong and rice only cost us about S$100. Worth it!

Day 3

We explored Seminyak area, had some light lunch at a cafe and jus lazed ard, went back for my 2nd massage and prepared for nice dinner at KU DE TA.

I forgot what soup is this but it's really nice. Basically their food are simply delicious! You cannot get such standards in Singapore, seriously. I'm missing them now!

I had the Salmon fillet with crispy rosti, spinach puree with cauliflower in some sourish cream sauce. The half cook Salmon was super tender and look at the salmon roes layed on top! They were so fresh they dun taste fishy at all! The rosti was the best rosti I have ever tasted!

Baby had some steak with mash potatoes. Very tender as well. Nice!

These potato thingy were beyond description - crispy and tasty! The creamy spinach behind was rich and delicious!

Nice design for the coffee

After dinner, we moved to the beach front area and enjoyed the sea breeze and nite view.

The currents were very strong

I cannot remember the exact price but this One-bedroom Pool Villa package was about USD300 per night and comes with the following:
* Welcome drink
* 2-way transfer from airport to hotel
* Complimentary breakfast for 2 pax
* Complimentary tea for 2 pax
* Complimentary mini bar for first day
* Complimentary massage for 2 pax
* Free shuttle service to and from Kayana/Legian/Seminyak

The best part was the air ticket coz we paid ONLY S$134 (including all taxes & surcharges) for 2 pax on AirAsia. Overall we had a very pleasant trip and stay in Kayana and will definitely visit again.